August is the Monday of the months of the year.
It has a bunch of days that are standing in the way of
Go away August.
You are dead to me.
I thought I would do my part to make the world a better place.
Here are some great pictures of Godzilla.
We have you now Anita Marie, the doors are closed and like it or not you’re a drone and when it’s time we are going to launch you to work.
While you’re with us, enjoy the view of our famous stainless steel spiffy Potty Room. Doesn’t it smell just peachy?
We’ve heard you like art so much we provided you with some:
We hope you enjoyed your trip today and the one you’ll take tomorrow and the one that comes after until the day you die.
You should have run when you had the chance.
Today was a Monday like any other Monday
until I realized Halloween is three months away.
HAPPY MONDAY EVERYBODY!
I am a hopeless romantic.
I am all about sunsets and champagne and fancy underwear
Don’t tell anybody or I’ll have to Reap you.
It’s what I do.