I take a train to work instead of driving.
I stopped calling the bike riders who leave their rent a bikes in the handicapped parking spot in a private lot ‘douche nozzles’ ( I just call them self righteous bastards now because it sounds classier )
But none of my small efforts added to the greater good.
My dog thinks I’m pretty great and all I do is act like a decent human being around him.
Lesson here- puppies for everyone.
Photo A.M. Moscoso
I’m not sure why this is the most popular picture on my Pinterest Board right now.
It just the start of Summer- and the picture is pretty gruesome ( especially if you are fond of Snowmen)
I find it odd-
I was struggling with why I keep Facebook in my life and what it came down to was the comments.
When I read the comments on my Facebook page I can’t help but read between the lines- it’s more fun that way.
So settle on back, have a drink and let’s watch my Friend List tank at Facebook together, shall we?
Please write about your personal life because a troll’s gotta do what a troll’s gotta do and I’m really hoping to find out your life sucks the big one because I never liked you.
Please don’t put all that Political stuff on your Facebook Page- I don’t like it. Plus I’m a major racist and ammosexual and I have to see you at Christmas .
PS should I bring a pie?
I’m only here because I have a new Profile Picture up and I want lots of people to see it so I’ll get lots of likes.
Is that what you really ate for dinner? Thanks for jamming that crap onto my newsfeed. I hope it makes you fat.
I hate your dog. I liked his picture on accident and I can’t take it back because you probably already saw it.
Your writing sucks, your cat is ugly, you make stupid jokes and I only come to your Facebook page to see if your as gross looking old as you were when you were young.
BTW say hi to your Mom for me!
For me the Facebook world went from being a must have- like how I must have a stash of Jelly Babies on hand at all times, to being intrusive ( OB/GYN intrusive ) and now I have found that it is a storehouse of, as the great Dr. Seuss said, ” Fun that is funny.”
Hey Facebook World, don’t you change a thing about yourself now! I think I’m starting to fall in love with you all over again.
Tomorrow ( June 7th, 2018 ) NASA is going to host a live discussion on their website HERE to discuss the newest science results from the Curiosity.
I am still holding out hope that one day the Curiosity or one of her brothers and sisters will find a fossils or something like the effigy from the Blair Witch project with that Gold Record we sent up in the Voyager tied in the middle of it and hanging from a rock – but until then I’m holding out hope for – oh Hell, for fossils or the effigy.
I can’t give up the dream, what can I say?
Until then, I’m going to get my geek on and tune in and see what’s up- I might not get my wish but I will probably get some education and that is NEVER a bad thing.
I’d want to go into the after life with the Grim Reaper just for a chance to hear the stories he must have.
Also, I’d ask how to land a gig like his.
From what I understand, boats, horses, flying and secret doors and gateways are put of the tools that are part of the job. How cool is that? With those wickedly cool travel options you just show up and say, ” Come with me ” and off you go.
Keep in mind, I got a job in a Funeral Home as an apprentice and I had to compete with people who were in Mortuary college at the time there wasn’t one in my home state and I wasn’t in the position to go to a state that did.
I just convinced the people who were interviewing me that I really belonged there and they were sold.
So. You know.
Don’t put it beyond my skill set.
I’m talented in the weirdest ways.